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Breakfast is Served.
May. 14th, 2012 06:09 pm[Alright so, it most certainly wasn't between the hours of six and ten am when Dave ambled into this room, but he felt a sort of shift, and he realized that now it was 9:18 in the morning. He was used to that, skipping through time like it was a dainty daisy filled meadow and he was a six year old girl in a frilly dress, but he wasn't used to it happening randomly like that. After a quick glance around however, he decided that he was fine with it.
He was not the kind of man to pass up free breakfast.]
((OOC: ALRIGHT SO FIRST FOOD ROOM, SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE AND PASTE IT INTO THE BABY BOOK. LET'S GET THIS STARTED.
Fruit Loops: Your character is now in drag. Can be super convincing, or horribly obvious.
Sausage: Congrats, you now have random animal parts. Ears, tails, claws, eye stalks, a shell, a trunk, hooves, GO NUTS.
Eggs: Your character is now the opposite sex. Try not to fondle yourself too much, there could be children present.
Waffles: Were you always nine feet tall? No? Well you are now. Doesn't actually have to be nine feet, your character is just now much larger than they were a moment ago.
Pancakes: Were you always four inches tall? See above for details.
Muffins: Bodyswap with the person who replies to you, shenanigans ensue.
Juice/Coffee/Milk/Water/Liquid of any kind: Your personal gravity is now turned off. Float majestically around the room or bumble wildly through the air. (Please note that eating fruit loops with milk will garner BOTH effects. Have fun with that.)
BACON: Holy mother of god this bacon is delicious. That is all. It is simply perfect bacon.
EAT UP))
He was not the kind of man to pass up free breakfast.]
((OOC: ALRIGHT SO FIRST FOOD ROOM, SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE AND PASTE IT INTO THE BABY BOOK. LET'S GET THIS STARTED.
Fruit Loops: Your character is now in drag. Can be super convincing, or horribly obvious.
Sausage: Congrats, you now have random animal parts. Ears, tails, claws, eye stalks, a shell, a trunk, hooves, GO NUTS.
Eggs: Your character is now the opposite sex. Try not to fondle yourself too much, there could be children present.
Waffles: Were you always nine feet tall? No? Well you are now. Doesn't actually have to be nine feet, your character is just now much larger than they were a moment ago.
Pancakes: Were you always four inches tall? See above for details.
Muffins: Bodyswap with the person who replies to you, shenanigans ensue.
Juice/Coffee/Milk/Water/Liquid of any kind: Your personal gravity is now turned off. Float majestically around the room or bumble wildly through the air. (Please note that eating fruit loops with milk will garner BOTH effects. Have fun with that.)
BACON: Holy mother of god this bacon is delicious. That is all. It is simply perfect bacon.
EAT UP))
